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Question by xenypoo: Now Ladies, wouldn’t you “help” your man to understand you better?
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and

shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?”

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago”, the homeless woman told me.

“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” I asked.

“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said.
“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” I asked.

“Are you NUTS !” replied the homeless woman. ” I
haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”

“Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you the money.
Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.”

The homeless Woman was shocked. “Won’t your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

I said, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.”

Best answer:

Answer by destinyx
i know this joke. theres also a male homeless version of it also.

What do you think? Answer below!

They prefer this so that they can control their alcohol intake, they can still become tipsy thereby making them have more fun, meet more people while still being able to conduct themselves properly in social situations such as parties, office events and family gatherings. They wouldn’t want to be too inebriated that they couldn’t anymore control their drunkenness.

If you are hosting such parties, how will you make sure that your ladies will have such fun? In making wines and other alcoholic drinks, how will you go about making sure that the ladies’ drinks are well concocted?

It’s actually very easy. In making wine, liqueurs, cocktails  and any alcoholic drink, make them delicious but don’t put it too much alcohol. That will do the trick!

First and foremost, if you use any wine making recipe, you can turn any of them into a ladies’ drink. Just lessen the alcohol content by making sure that the wine or drink you are making for the women are in dry to medium-dry range of dry wines. Additionally, in making wines, make those in the range medium-dry to sweet.  Below are some tips on how you can do it:

Bear in mind (and this is important) that wines have the possibility to continue fermenting if it contains less than 12% alcohol at a given time. This is because of the yeast spore that has strayed and which was left while making wine or might have reached it at a later time while it was being stored. The spore has the exclusive probability of living and reproducing on the sugar present. The driest one will keep and there will be no sugar that will not remain fermented. But bear in mind also that this type of wine is unconventional among most wine enthusiasts. In making wine, the medium-dry to medium-sweet kind are most often than not preferred.

The aim here in making wine with lesser alcohol content is to be able to put in just enough amount of sugar in order for the wine can ferment it out.

Simon Thomas is a homemade winemaker, enthusiast and author. He lives in California and spends his time teaching others how to setup an amazing boutique winery. You can find more information about how to make professional quality wine at your own home, at Simon’s popular site: www.homemadewinesecrets.com

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